Tuesday, June 21, 2005

Ebola

I haven't been this sick in a long, long time. Like spring of 86 sick. If I said I was not afraid of dying in my sleep tonight, I'd be lying.

Mrs. Butterworth is a theiving whore for charging what she does for sugar-free syrup. I thought nothing could make me hate waffles.

However, diet orange soda was on sale last week, so not all is lost.

Need sleep, delirious with fever.

Be well,
JJ

3 comments:

Boogie Pants Donavan said...

I have always thought Mrs. Butterworth was a whore- it doesn’t surprise me that she is also a thief. Her syrup is probably made from the remains of her husband, who hasn’t been seen in years. I like that log cabin sugar free stuff. It tries really hard not to taste like cardboard. Ffeel better :)

Boogie Pants Donavan said...

and yeah... i stutter but only in text format hence the 'Ffeel'

n.v. said...

Hey dude - are you feeling better? Ebola is sexy.