Tuesday, June 21, 2005


I haven't been this sick in a long, long time. Like spring of 86 sick. If I said I was not afraid of dying in my sleep tonight, I'd be lying.

Mrs. Butterworth is a theiving whore for charging what she does for sugar-free syrup. I thought nothing could make me hate waffles.

However, diet orange soda was on sale last week, so not all is lost.

Need sleep, delirious with fever.

Be well,


Boogie Pants Donavan said...

I have always thought Mrs. Butterworth was a whore- it doesn’t surprise me that she is also a thief. Her syrup is probably made from the remains of her husband, who hasn’t been seen in years. I like that log cabin sugar free stuff. It tries really hard not to taste like cardboard. Ffeel better :)

Boogie Pants Donavan said...

and yeah... i stutter but only in text format hence the 'Ffeel'

n.v. said...

Hey dude - are you feeling better? Ebola is sexy.