you scheming fucking cunts!
Thank you for writing to us at Amazon.com with your concern.
I am sorry to hear that your replacement shipment has also
experienced a delivery problem to the shipping address
As two attempts to deliver a package to this address have been
unsuccessful, I hesitate to send you another replacement.
Instead, I have requested a refund of $63.83 to cover the cost of the
original shipment. This refund should go through within 2-3 business
days and will appear as a credit on your next credit card billing
If you'd still like to purchase the item, you could place a new order
using a different shipping address.
If you do receive either the original package or the replacement
package, please let us know at http://www.amazon.com/contact-us so
that we may take appropriate action.
The appropriate action should not have been like trying to pull teeth from a great white shark. If the one or both of the original shipments arrive, I am telling you fuck all and I will be the lucky recipiant of an early birthday gift. Piss off, you fucking tossers.
And so my battle with scAmazon is over and they will not see my money again.
I hope you all are well.